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To: Susan who wrote (4334)	1/10/1998 12:01:00 PM
From: Anne Wilson	Respond to of 62549

I forgot about Fawn! And didn't OverAnn marry one of the Andover boys? Kept her own name, of course, and goes by OverAnn Dover Andover. She's always had a little perseveration problem.

To: Susan who wrote (4334)	1/15/1998 12:56:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

You've Had Too Much Coffee When... - You ski uphill. - You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. - You speed walk in your sleep. - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. - You sleep with your eyes open. - You have to watch videos in fast-forward. - The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. - You lick your coffee pot clean. - You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House" - You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Cocaine is a downer. - The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - You don't need a hammer to pound in nails. - You don't sweat, you percolate. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. - Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. - You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. - Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. - Instant coffee takes too long. - People get dizzy just watching you. - When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup." - The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. - Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp. - You're so wired, you pick up AM radio. - People can test their batteries in your ears. - Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. - You channel surf faster without a remote. - When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." - You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can. - Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. - You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison. - You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. - You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar" - Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. - You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. - You help your dog chase its tail. - Your Thermos is on wheels. - You introduce your spouse as your "CoffeeMate" - You short out motion detectors. - You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. - Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. - You don't tan, you roast.