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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ron who wrote (4341)	1/11/1998 2:14:00 AM
From: Mark Nelson	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

One for the kids, What does a knight do when he gets laid off from his job? He free-lances. Ok... that's pretty stupid. Here's a "real" one... What do the 5th cranial nerve (Facial) and the clitoris have in common? They both supply taste to the anterior 2/3 rds of the tongue. Wait... one more....I promise. Just one more... What do the sphincter pupillae and the sphincter ani have in common? If they don't open up...you ain't gonna see $hit. Thanks everybody for all the good joke material. Mark