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To: Stock Puppy who wrote (57487)	1/15/2018 1:49:25 AM
From: EL KABONG!!!	6 Recommendations Recommended By kumar Mad2 Sedohr Nod Slumdog Stock Puppy and 1 more member Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

What did my hat say to my scarf? "You go on ahead, I'll just hang around!" Is it just me or does the joke make more sense if the scarf is doing all the talking??? EK!!!

To: Stock Puppy who wrote (57487)	1/17/2018 8:29:59 PM
From: TideGlider	6 Recommendations Recommended By DashernComet Investor Clouseau Mad2 roto Stock Puppy and 1 more member Respond to of 62558

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman ...sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm. ' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?' The woman nodded, 'Pepper.'