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To: codydog who wrote (4354)	1/15/1998 12:58:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

FUNERAL A man, sick of his nagging wife, was wandering the streets when he came upon a strange funeral procession. A man with a large dog on a leash was walking behind the hearse, and following silently behind him were hundreds of people, mostly men. The man, unable to contain his curiosity any longer, approached the man with the dog and asked who had died. "My wife", the 2nd man replied. "She must have been popular to have so many mourners. How did she die? "My dog bit her" the 2nd man said. The first guy suddenly had an idea. "I'II pay you 2 hundred dollars for that dog", he said to the mourning husband, hesitating slightly. "Get in line", came the reply, "the bidding starts right after the funeral........."