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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (1)	3/17/2018 9:18:40 PM
From: Vendit™	5 Recommendations Recommended By GROUND ZERO™ Guardian Mad2 SirWalterRalegh sixty2nds Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 13829

Thanks for stepping up with a great way to moderate a joke thread. I’ve bookmarked it. I unbookmarked the other joke thread about 2 years ago when ...............it was no longer a fun place. Reid

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (1)	3/18/2018 9:46:22 AM
From: Mad2	4 Recommendations Recommended By B.K.Myers FJB GROUND ZERO™ sixty2nds Respond to of 13829

Little Johnny heard the word “whorehouse” during recess and later asked his father what it meant. Dad was shocked. “Well, uh, Johnny, that’s a place where men go to, uh, to have a good time.” Johnny replied, “I wanna go there. I wanna go there.” Dad insisted that Johnny was too young. But on Saturday night, when Johnny’s dad and some of his friends headed to Mable’s for “a good time,” Little Johnny secretly followed them. Once Dad and his buddies had been inside a while, Little Johnny knocked on Mable’s front door. She opened the door and was surprised to see an eight-year-old standing there. “Yes?” she asked. Little Johnny said, “I’m here for a good time!” Since Mabel had a heart of gold (of course!), she invited him inside, gave him three donuts, and then sent him on his way home. Johnny took his time going home and arrived home well after his Dad. “Johnny, where have you been? It’s late!” “I went to Mabel’s, Daddy!” Dad blanched. “You did? Umm, how was it?” Johnny bragged, “Well, I managed the first two with no problem, but I just licked the third one!”