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To: Stock Puppy who wrote (23)3/18/2018 3:01:18 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™3 Recommendations

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B.K.Myers
sixty2nds
Stock Puppy

  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13823
 
Okay, I'm on a diet... well, actually, I'm on two diets, there's just not enough food on only one diet to hold me...

This past New Year's Day I made a resolution that I was going to lose 15 pounds... so now, I only have 30 more pounds to go...

last night I ate salad for dinner. Well, mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Okay, okay, FINE, it was a pizza. Okay? I ate a pizza. You happy, now???

Hey, I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes... really, I think that's a new record!!!

GZ