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To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (4367)	1/13/1998 9:07:00 PM
From: btoll	Respond to of 62549

Good guess! I'm from Alaska but I think the guy that built the carwash was from Texas...

To: Michael C. Woodward who wrote (4367)	1/15/1998 12:59:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This guy must be from TEXAS! A visiting professor at the University of Kansas is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost. The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Dang it, I thought you said 'goats.'"