Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Eric Eden who wrote (4370)	1/13/1998 10:55:00 PM
From: DEER HUNTER	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I've got a riddle for you. You may have already heard it. You can ask yes or no questions only. Here goes. A man leaves home and makes three left turns. Upon arriving back home he meets two masked men. Who are the masked men? DH

To: Eric Eden who wrote (4370)	1/15/1998 9:36:00 PM
From: Sabrejet	Respond to of 62549

man's working out in the local spa when the sight of the ladies eyes what most would percieve as a major gift from above. the man looks back and barks in a deep voice, "4 feet long, 10 inches round, each one ways three pounds...my name's Turner Brown..." People are flabergasted! Stunned! Man leaves. enters a restroom to relieve himself. Standing next to this little short skinny stock broker on his lunch break, Turner notices the guy is staring down over his side of the stall. Turner responds, "4 feet long, 10 inches round, each one ways three pounds...my names Turner Brown..." The broker quickly hyperventilates, stumbles back, loses his balance and faints to the floor...out cold!! 5 minutes pass. The broker finally comes too and standing over him is Turner. Turner asks "are you o'k?" "well, I think so." the broker then asks, "could you repeat what you last said?" "4 feet long, 10 inches round, each one ways three pounds...my names Turner Brown..." As the broker stands up he replies, "whew! man!.......I thought you said turnaround!......." sz