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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Stock Puppy who wrote (790)	6/22/2018 4:55:27 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	4 Recommendations Recommended By Mad2 Oblivious TechKim Vendit™ Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13881

This 92 year old gentleman went to his doctor and asked him if he thinks he'll live to 100, that's just another 8 tears... The doctor said he would have to ask him a few questions to get some idea of his overall health... The elderly gentleman said, "Okay, go ahead." The doctor first asked if he smoked... The gentleman said no, he doesn't smoke... "Not even cigars?" asked the doctor... He said, "No, not even cigars." "Do you drink?" "Nope, I don't drink at all." "Do you run around with loose women?" "Oh, no, not at all, I would never do that." "Do you ever race cars?" "No, I don't drive over the speed limit, not ever." "Do you climb trees or mountains?" "Nope, I never did and never will." Then, the doctor scratched his head and wondered for a moment... The gentleman waited quietly... Finally, the doctor said, "You'll probably live to be 100, but if you don't smoke, you don't drink, you never run around with loose women, you never race cars, you don't climb trees or mountains, then why do you even give a shit?" GZ