To: Brumar89 who wrote (1075038 ) 6/24/2018 6:06:20 PM From: Brumar89 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1584048 This Week on White House Apprentice Survivor and Presidential Pardon Palooza:Defeat The Child President suffered a stinging defeat over his child abduction policy. Make no mistake, the signing of the executive order ending his child abduction policy, an order he and his troupe of liars said he couldn't sign, was a real defeat. The nation's airlines were rebelling against having to fly the abducted children around the country to wherever his HHS Department chose to hide the stolen children. Of course, ending new abductions does nothing to recover the children already stolen and hidden. The humiliated President sent the FLOTUS, Mrs Melania Antoinette Trump, out to troll the abducted children: There are indications the child abduction policy will be replaced by a family concentration camp policy. His demented goblin advisor, Stephen Miller, has convinced him if he builds concentration camps on federal land no one will be able to oversee what crimes they decide to commit there. Presidential Advisor Miller on the job ------------------------------------------------- Russian State TV already bragging about coming secret verbal agreements This week Russian State TV news stations began openly salivating over the secret verbal agreements President Treason will make with Vladimir Putin, the next honoree of the Second Two Dictator's Summit. Bye bye, Alaska? It's Vladimir's for the asking. ----------------------------------------------------- Trump's Trade War continued this week. The President opened a new front on our norther flank to take on the great Canadian Shoe Scuffling and Smuggling Scandal. " They buy shoes, then they wear them. They scuff them up. They make them sound old or look old." Outrageous. Thank goodness we have a President that will address this national crisis. -----------------------------------------------------Space Force Trump Presidential Pardon Palooza was on hiatus this week while the President announced the launch of a new reality show, Space Force Trump. There've been no news stories about the uniforms for the new branch of the military, but there's no doubt that will be the first key decision he'll make as CINC Space Force Trump. The uniforms on most space shows would not be flattering for his svelte 239 pound (snort) frame. Best to go with Lorne Greene's uniform from Battlestar Gallactica with cape and big silver medal. Word is the President is making an offer to Tricia Helfer to be his next trophy wife: This will be a tough sell. Helfer has a career and doesn't come from a shithole country in Eastern Europe. Worse than that, she comes from Canada, the shoe scuffing smuggling nation. Not surprisingly, President Trump revealed he despises non-hero Francois Picard as he'd been captured by both the Borg and the Cardassians. "I like people who weren't captured."