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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (1074)	7/23/2018 11:44:06 AM
From: Stock Puppy	Respond to of 13912

I finally figured out why all scuba divers fall into the water backwards... Because if they fall forwards, they would only fall into the boat... Yes. Turn around, bright eyes,,, Actually because the wear their tanks on their back, so center of mass... okay okay. You're welcome. Hey - this is like the potato joke. One day, Stan was hanging out on the beach flirting with women, but he didn't seem to be getting much attention. So, he asked his buddy Jerry what he should do. Jerry said, "Put a potato in your swimsuit. That will drive them wild!" So, he took his advice and went back to the beach with the potato in his swimsuit. However, the women laughed when they saw him instead of being interested. Later on after having no luck at all, he saw Jerry on the beach and said, "Hey man, I did what you told me, and I'm STILL not having any luck!" Jerry replied, "No Stan - you're supposed to put the potato in the front." So Stan followed Jerry's advice - except this time he used french fries! With ketchup... ... Then he tried a baked potato. To make extra sure it would work this time, he used a loaded baked potato with extra sour cream and chives and bacon bits... Okay, okay, I'd better stop here...