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To: Vendit™ who wrote (1315)	8/15/2018 10:59:39 AM
From: The Rabbit	3 Recommendations Recommended By Stock Puppy TechKim Vendit™ Respond to of 13958

A set of twins was born and adopted out; one to an Iranian family, they named him Amal; the other to a Mexican family, they named him Juan. Years later the father decides to see if he can reconnect with them... After some research he locates and visits the Mexican family and meets his biological son. Later his wife asks if he wants to visit the Iranian family. "Naah, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. "

To: Vendit™ who wrote (1315)	8/18/2018 10:48:28 AM
From: Mad2	3 Recommendations Recommended By Pogeu Mahone TechKim Vendit™ Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13958

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. T for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?" The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in my nuts." The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?" "It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."