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To: S K who wrote (4390)	1/15/1998 3:04:00 PM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Respond to of 62552

Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To: S K who wrote (4390)	1/21/1998 8:56:00 AM
From: S K	Respond to of 62552

HOW COLD IS IT? An annotated thermometer 50 - Miami residents turn on the heat 40 - COLLEGE STUDENTS STILL WEAR SHORTS Californians shiver uncontrollably Wisconsinites go swimming 35 - Italian cars don't start 32 - Water freezes 30 - You can see your breath You plan your vacation to Australia Wisconsinites put on T-shirts Politicians begin to worry about the homeless 25 - Boston water freezes Californians weep pitiably Wisconsinites eat ice cream Canadians go swimming Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you 20 - You can hear your breath Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South 15 - You plan a vacation in Mexico Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 - Too cold to snow You need jumper cables to get the car going 5 - You plan your vacation in Houston 0 - American cars don't start Alaskans put on T-shirts Too cold to skate -5 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Wisconsinites' stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist -10 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless Wisconsinites shovel snow off roof -15 - Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going Only ice chunks hit the bottom of the outhouse -20 - You plan a two week hot bath The Mighty Monongahela freezes Japanese cars don't start -25 - Californians disappear Wisconsinites button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South -30 - Congressional hot air freezes -50 - Hell freezes over Polar bears move south -65 -All major universities are still open and requiring students to attend class! Remember the good old elementary school Days???