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To: Mark Nelson who wrote (4392)1/15/1998 3:43:00 PM
From: BenYeung  Respond to of 62549
 
The ages of Mankind....


The Ages of Woman:
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1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like
Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like
Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like
America,fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful,
and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like
Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia; everybody
knows it's down there but who gives a damn?


The Ages of Man:
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1. Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
2. Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
3. Over 47: Try weakly