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To: Vendit™ who wrote (3011)10/31/2018 6:48:49 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™1 Recommendation

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Vendit™

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Two guys are sitting at a bar...

The first guy asks the second guy, "If you could be anything in the world, what would you be?"

The second guy says, "I would love to be a country music songwriter."

The first guy replies, "Well, why can't you write country music songs now, anyhow?"

The second guy replies, "I can't, I don't have the time, not with the job that I have now."

The first guy asks, "Why, what kind of work do you do?"

The second guy says, "I'm a lineman for the country and I drive the main road."

GZ



To: Vendit™ who wrote (3011)10/31/2018 6:54:44 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™3 Recommendations

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DMaA
SirWalterRalegh
Vendit™

  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13945
 
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories...

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse...

“But why?” they asked, as they moved off...

“Because,” she said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

GZ