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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Stock Puppy who wrote (3095)	11/4/2018 8:52:12 AM
From: Vendit™	3 Recommendations Recommended By Pogeu Mahone SirWalterRalegh Stock Puppy Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13905

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

To: Stock Puppy who wrote (3095)	11/4/2018 8:54:14 AM
From: DMaA	2 Recommendations Recommended By Pogeu Mahone Stock Puppy Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13905

Yea, one Stock Puppy can really skew the average [notice I cleverly didn't say in which direction]

To: Stock Puppy who wrote (3095)	11/4/2018 9:23:58 AM
From: Pogeu Mahone	1 Recommendation Recommended By Stock Puppy Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13905

Here is an example: Students suspended for dressing up as Columbine shooters By Associated Press November 2, 2018 \| 11:35am \| Updated Modal Trigger Police officers point weapons at a building as students take cover and flee the area outside Columbine High School in Littleton Colorado.AP COLUMBIA, Ky. — Two Kentucky high school students who dressed as the Columbine High School shooters for Halloween have been suspended. WHAS-TV reports the Adair County High School students went to school Wednesday wearing the costumes. The girls’ outfits resembled the clothes 18-year-old Eric Harris and 17-year-old Dylan Klebold wore when they killed 12 classmates and a teacher and wounded 26 others before killing themselves in the Colorado school in 1999. Social media posts showed the two girls re-enacting moments from the shooting, with side-by-side images of them next to actual photos of it.