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To: Gordon Quickstad who wrote (4405)	1/17/1998 10:44:00 AM
From: Jim Lurgio	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

There was a guy in his 40's who was a degenerate gambler all his life. He bet all sporting events , horses and most everything else but never won a bet in his life. One day his wife said your getting older so I made an appointment for you to take a physical because you haven't been to a doctor since you were born. The doctor took all the neccessary lab tests and also examined him. The doctor told him he was in good health and that he only had one problem. He then informed him he had 3 testiciles. The man was in shock but the doctor assured him that he was fine and that this was just a freak of nature. As he left the doctors office he said to him self , " I got it, this is a sure thing ". He then went to the bar he hung around at and called the owner on the side and asked to borrow 2 thousand to make a bet. He responded " I know your good for the money but don't bet because you haven't won a bet in your life ". He finally gave him the money and he annouced he wanted to bet 2 thousand dollars. His wager was covered right away and not one person even asked what the bet was on because they all knew his history. He looked around the bar and said " Well you guys have been taking my money for years but this time I can't lose ". One guy said " ok what is the bet "? He grined ear to ear and said " I bet between me and the bartender we have 5 balls ". The bartender with his head down said " You son of a bitch , you better have four.