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To: DMaA who wrote (4612)1/30/2019 3:40:21 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 13943
 
Oh, you're welcome, I'm here to help...

GZ



To: DMaA who wrote (4612)1/30/2019 3:45:55 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™3 Recommendations

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Pogeu Mahone

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A guy from India living in Dearborn, Michigan goes to a Doctor and says, "I feel terrible."

The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to take a bucket, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage, then piss and shit in it for a week. Hold your face over the bucket, put a towel over your head, and inhale the vapors for 3 days."

The man follows the Doctor's orders and returns in a week, telling the Doctor, "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?"

"You were homesick."

GZ



To: DMaA who wrote (4612)1/30/2019 4:05:32 PM
From: Pogeu Mahone3 Recommendations

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Jerry Held

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Not trying to burst your bubble

Is it you or your human microbiome?

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To: DMaA who wrote (4612)1/30/2019 6:55:39 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 13943
 
THE RED DOT

Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?

A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery by aiming for the red dot on their wife's forehead... in fact, this is one of the reasons why they had many wives...

GZ