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To: Jim Lurgio who wrote (4432)	1/21/1998 8:21:00 PM
From: Jim O'Connell	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Jim, You just identified job security !!!!! An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.ÿ Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to submit some evidence of age. He opens his shirt, shows them the grey hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the cheque and explains to her how he qualified. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants and see if you can get disability!"