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To: bob who wrote (4445)	1/22/1998 1:48:00 PM
From: S K	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Graffiti In Bathrooms >> >> >>>> *********************** >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 1 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Here I lie in stinky vapor, >> >> >>>> Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, >> >> >>>> Shall I lie, or shall I linger, >> >> >>>> Or shall I be forced to use my finger. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 2 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Here I sit >> >> >>>> What a caper >> >> >>>> I have to shit >> >> >>>> But I'm out of paper >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 3 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Here I sit >> >> >>>> Broken hearted >> >> >>>> Tried to shit >> >> >>>> But only farted >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 4 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> You're lucky >> >> >>>> You had your chance >> >> >>>> I tried to fart, >> >> >>>> And shit my pants! >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 5 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> I came here >> >> >>>> To shit and stink, >> >> >>>> But all I do >> >> >>>> Is sit and think. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 6 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Some come here to sit and think, >> >> >>>> Some come here to shit and stink, >> >> >>>> But I come here to scratch my balls, >> >> >>>> And read the bullshit on the walls... >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 7 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> (written high upon the wall) >> >> >>>> If you can piss above this line, >> >> >>>> the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 10 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Seen above a urinal: >> >> >>>> Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. >> >> >>>> We don't piss in your ashtrays! >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> On the inside of a toilet door: >> >> >>>> Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 14 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> A sign I saw at a swimming pool once: >> >> >>>> We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool! >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 15 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Another sign seen at a swimming pool: >> >> >>>> Welcome to our ool. >> >> >>>> Notice there's no P in it. >> >> >>>> Please keep it that way. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 18 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant: >> >> >>>> It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. >> >> >>>> It only takes Burger King 10 minutes. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 19 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Sign seen at a restaurant: >> >> >>>> The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 20 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Here I sit, I'm at a loss >> >> >>>> trying to shit out taco sauce. >> >> >>>> When it comes, I hope and pray, >> >> >>>> I don't blow my ass away. >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 23 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: >> >> >>>> Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! >> >> >>>> Look Left. You look left and it reads: >> >> >>>> Look Right You look right and it reads: >> >> >>>> Look Left... >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> bathroom graffiti =AA 24 >> >> >>>> >> >> >>>> Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.