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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: bob who wrote (4446)	1/22/1998 2:12:00 PM
From: Anne Wilson	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

FRACTURED PROVERBS The following proverbs were collected by a first grade teacher over the year. She gave her classes part of an old proverb and let them fill in the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you...mess it up. Better be safe than...punch a 5th grader. Strike while the...bug is close. It's always darkest before...daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of...termites. You can lead a horse to water but...how? Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty. No news is...impossible. A miss is as good as a...Mr. You can't teach an old dog new...math. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll...stink in the morning. Love all, trust...me The pen is mightier than the...pigs. An idle mind is...the best way to relax. Where there's smoke, there's...pollution. Happy the bride who...gets all the presents! A penny saved is...not much. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. None are so blind as...Helen Keller. Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded. When the blind leadeth the blind...get out of the way. Don't put off tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.