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To: S K who wrote (4453)	2/6/1998 4:34:00 PM
From: S K	Respond to of 62549

>Similarities between Nixon and Clinton >-------------------------------------- > > Nixon: Watergate >Clinton: Water Bed > > Nixon: His biggest fear the Cold War >Clinton: His biggest fear a Cold Sore > > Nixon: Carpet bombing >Clinton: Carpet burning > > Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek >Clinton: His Vice President is a geek > > Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger >Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her > > Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape >Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case > > Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick >Clinton: No difference > > Nixon: Ex-President >Clinton: Sex-President > > Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" >Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and say "He's the one" > > Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak >Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak > > Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy >Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot > > Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh >Clinton: Took on Ho > > Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor >Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her