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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (6641)	9/24/2019 11:57:49 AM
From: Jerry Held	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 13769

Where do you FIND this stuff??

To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (6641)	9/24/2019 12:06:33 PM
From: DMaA	2 Recommendations Recommended By Pogeu Mahone Stock Puppy Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13769

"I bit his testicles to get him off of me," A wrestler was talking to his coach before a big match. Coach told him your opponent is known for his "Spider" hold. No one has ever broken his spider hold. If he gets you in it the match is over. Whatever you do avoid the spider hold. So the match begins and in about 10 seconds the wrestler finds himself in the spider hold. The coach bows his head and waits for the count to be over. All of a sudden there is an awful scream. Both wrestler bounce into the air. The spider hold guy lands on his back and gets pinned. The coach is overjoyed. Runs out and hugs his wrestler. How did you break the spider hold? Well, I was sitting there tied up in a knot and in dispair. I looked up and saw this pair of balls. So I bit them. It's amazing how much energy you get when you bite your own balls.