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To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (4458)	1/22/1998 9:13:00 PM
From: aknahow	Respond to of 62549

Jeff, liked it better tha many jokes. But, what does Porciuncula mean???? Having strck out with Cacacito, I am afraid to say what I think.

To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (4458)	1/22/1998 10:12:00 PM
From: PAL	Respond to of 62549

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. I remember watching Hollywood Squares and that was one of the question. I then tested myself. While driving during heavy traffic, I sneezed, and forced my eyes to stay open. *It is possible* to sneeze with your eyes open** Regards Paul

To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (4458)	1/23/1998 12:51:00 AM
From: Steven Ivanyi	Respond to of 62549

I can sneeze with my eyes open. Honest. Steven

To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (4458)	1/23/1998 1:04:00 PM
From: Anne Wilson	Respond to of 62549

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to bend your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".