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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (6696)	10/3/2019 9:08:18 PM
From: DMaA	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13961

Well I was driving down I-95 the other night When somebody nearly cut me right off the road I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight And I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life And I was talking to your mother, just the other night I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right" And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life And somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight