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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 11:00:00 AM
From: MythMan  Respond to of 20981
 
Wall Street firm on perky techs, Bubba firm on perky chicks? <g>

biz.yahoo.com



To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 11:03:00 AM
From: George Coyne  Respond to of 20981
 
I think I catch your drift. Stick with the absurdity of the situation. But it's hard for me, being an ANALyst (in the general sense) to keep from SPOUTING OFF with the deeper meanings of it all. But I think I will be successful.

G. W.



To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 11:06:00 AM
From: billwot  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
Pete- Re: " But if are a gazelle, and you don't stick your head underwater..."

So why does a seemingly bright gazelle keep sticking his head (or whatever) underwater??

billwot



To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 11:45:00 AM
From: Janice Shell  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20981
 
Who has the next headline?

MONICA BLOWS IT



To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 11:49:00 AM
From: RogerWillco  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
"Cuban Dictator Greets The Pope: American Dicktator On Slippery Slope"

(It's pretty lame, but it's the best I could do!)

RogerWillco



To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 12:59:00 PM
From: RogerWillco  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
A long, long time ago, I decided that marriage was indeed a fine institution but it just wasn't fer me. The thought of raising kids in this cold, cruel world where few things seem to make any since seemed to be an impossible task. So, in a nutshell, at age 47, I'm a wifeless, childless, balding, middle-aged schmuck. I do have good hygiene, though.

But along comes Pete B. Roker, and in just one absolutely brilliant post on the Silicon Investor, explains life and all things therein in a manner that even I can understand! Thank you, Pete! Because of you, I've decided to get married and impregnate my wife (and in that order since I'm an old fashioned conservative dude), in hopes of having kids of my own that will know how life works, at least in the good ol' U.S. of A.

I'm off now to find me a woman. I understand that Monica Kaczynski, victim of the Unabanger, is available now. Wish me luck!

RogerWillco



To: username who wrote (133)1/23/1998 4:43:00 PM
From: Joe NYC  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20981
 
Who has the next headline?

MONICA: I DIDN'T SWALLOW



To: username who wrote (133)1/25/1998 6:21:00 PM
From: Zeuspaul  Respond to of 20981
 
"PRESIDENTIAL SEAL HAD A LEAK".... MONICA STATES



To: username who wrote (133)1/25/1998 6:25:00 PM
From: Zeuspaul  Respond to of 20981
 
FBI SEARCHES HILLARY'S PLACE AND FINDS A MONICA MASK..CRISES COMES TO THE END...BARRING ANYMORE "LEAKS"