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To: Terry Maynard who wrote (4487)	1/24/1998 7:21:00 PM
From: xdll	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

I am sorry if I offended you or your religious beliefs. I didn't mean to. (However, if you're a Democrat, ... )

To: Terry Maynard who wrote (4487)	1/26/1998 11:45:00 AM
From: Dana Breite	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Terry, I found it very interesting that you were offended by the joke about the Pope, but not the joke about battered women. This must be a free speach area, not for the sensitive. Anyway, here's one you can tell your mom: This guy goes into a bar. No one's inside except the bartender. He gets his drink, and the bartender goes down to the other end of the bar. Soon he hears a little voice say, "That's a very nice tie you have on." The guy looks around, and no one's there, so he shrugs and takes a sip of his drink. Pretty soon the little voice says, "Gee, that's a great haircut you have." Once again, no one is there. After awhile, the little voice returns and says, "I just love your suit, and you look really great today." This time the guy asks the bartender, "What's with the little voice that says really nice things?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that must be the peanuts. They're complimentary."