To: Boca_PETE who wrote (3071 ) 1/25/1998 2:06:00 PM From: wooden ships Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 42834
Pete: Per the State of the Union and in the manner of Bob Brinker, I offer three prospective scenarios. Scenario #1) Bill Clinton, taking a cue from the strategem employed by Jimmy Swaggart, declaims only that he has "sinned before Hillary and, also, God" and spends his hour weeping and sobbing hysterically before the joint houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the military chiefs, the ambassadors, other dignitaries, as well as the American people and the world. Outcome: the 60% of women and 40% of men- who, in prior election cycles, were more than willing to overlook Clinton's apparent serious character flaws, cowardice, questionable history, strong hints of deviancy, and penchant for dissimulation- cry with him and, as is their wont, marvel at his display of pathos. Clinton's poll numbers rise. Scenario #2) Bill Clinton, reading from a familiar script tells the aforementioned assemblage that he "did it for the children." Outcomes: Some of those close to the dais later swear that, in the same breath, they heard Clinton mutter wryly, "I also did it to the children. heh heh." Touched and weakened by Clinton's expose' of scripted feeling, Clinton's constituency, as is their wont, marvel at his display of pathos. Clinton's poll numbers rise. Scenario #3) William Jefferson Blythe Clinton- for the first time in his life- stands up like a man, admits his various career mis- deeds, crimes, and baldfaced lies, and resigns office forthwith in order to, as he puts it, "accept my fate at the hands of a justifiably outraged American people." Outcome: N/A; scenario #3 is inconceivable given the nature of the beast.