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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Janice Shell who wrote (807)1/25/1998 11:46:00 AM
From: username  Respond to of 20981
 
CONFESSION OF GUILT!

And a new GAME ! I know I said I don't read the newspaper, but today I must confess that I bought the Sunday edition. (Work with me here for a moment.) I said to myself, "Self, do you think it's possible that there are undiscovered double entendres right in the real newspaper stories?" And guess what!! It's packed with `em!

Once again, I have my Yoohoo chocolate flavored drink comin' outta my nose. So, if you are like me, (heaven help ya), you may need to reread the latest stories for additional ammo for this thread. They are not the greatest double entendres in all cases, but they do have the flavor of authenticity. I'll begin by taking the ones from just the front page of my local rag:

ACTUAL QUOTES FROM THE NEWSPAPER

"Hillary asserted control over her husband's latest crisis."

".the symbolism behind the gifts the President gave to Monica."

".the crisis has forced many to check their own moral compass."

"the snowball of speculation built Saturday as more unsourced news leaked." (It don't get much better than that, eh?)

and my personal favorite,

"Women just close their eyes to his behavior, I guess."

If ya post any of these up, be sure and remind everyone they are "real". I figure this game ought to be good for at least another hundered chuckles. :o) pete



To: Janice Shell who wrote (807)1/25/1998 12:29:00 PM
From: virginijus poshkus  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 20981
 
Janice, come on now. Hillary is liar, a cheat and a power hungry bitch. she is going down with slick willie on Monday night for the final time. the power hungry bitch will get what she deserves, a trip back to arkansas.

vargas

PS, Janice, don't get me wrong sex is ok. but , slick willie has made a joke of the office and embarrassed all of us in the US. even hollywood could not think up a script like this.