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To: Alex Ryu who wrote (4533)	1/27/1998 1:07:00 PM
From: SJS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

US icon obituary: Veteran Pillsbury spokesdoughboy Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was remembered in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including such notables as Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Doublemint Twins, and many Hostess Twinkies. The newly unveiled statue of Mr. Fresh at the Pillsbury corporate offices quickly became piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another in the oven. Mr. Fresh will be cremated in a special ceremony during a regular "OVEN Clean" cycle in the Pillsbury kitchens.

To: Alex Ryu who wrote (4533)	1/27/1998 7:48:00 PM
From: JEFF CHAPMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

======================= > > A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so > they > decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of > income. > > The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he > would > be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems. > > A gentlemen pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all > the > way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask > her > husband. The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back > and > informed the client at which he cried "That was too much!" He then > asked > "How much for a handjob?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to > ask > her > husband how much. > > The husband said "Ask for $40". The woman ran back and informed the > client. > > He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants > and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that > the man was well hung. > > She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner > again at which her husband asked "Now what?" > > The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?" >