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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Diana who wrote (2353)1/27/1998 4:14:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Respond to of 20981
 
Thanks. BTW, it's NOT Bill's fault. . .

1. It is Monica Lewinsky's parents' fault: they conceived this woman and if she didn't exist, the alleged incidents would not have occurred.

2. It is the President's friend, Carvell's fault: If he had dragged a $100 bill through the Watergate Apartments he may have smoked out Lewinsky (ala Paula Jones and the trailer park) and avoided the alleged incidents which followed.

3. It is Jimmy Carter's fault: back in the 70s Carter admitted in a Playboy interview that he sometimes had "lust in his heart". Clinton read this and took this as wise council, vowing to keep all of his future lust below the waist.

4. It is the 'portraits of previous American Presidents that are strewn around the White House' fault: obviously those sanctimonious men who glare down mercilessly in semi-mocking, doleful gazes would
challenge any sitting President to exercise his rightful power and duties. Any red-blooded, American President would naturally be psychologically motivated to get off his duff and perform what he was best at to the best of his abilities. Now really, is it Bill's fault that what he is best at is impromptu sexual interludes?

5. It is the American people's fault: obviously, if they hadn't believed him about Flowers he would never have been elected and wouldn't be in the spot he is now - facing possible impeachment if the allegations are true.

6. It is Richard Nixon's fault: if he hadn't died he'd still be available for the press to kick around.



To: Diana who wrote (2353)1/27/1998 4:17:00 PM
From: Zoltan!  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 20981
 
Remember, Hillary's first job outta law school was to join the staff of the House Judiciary committee planning impeachment under Bernie Nussbaum. Her mission was to impeach Nixon no matter what. She was even caught making up research and coming up with the finding that Nixon would have no right to legal counsel!

That was a left wing conspiracy that media fails to mention. (And yes, that's the same Nussbaum that impeded the FBI investigation of Foster until the Clinton's could loot Foster's office).

Also, ABC News radio outta LA had a 12 minute interview with the toe-sucker political advisor Morris, who is back on duty. Morris said the Clinton's have an unusual arrangement: "let's assume for a minute that Hillary is not into regular sex with men.

Now why should anyone accept that? And that justifies what?

Regards