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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (6635)1/27/1998 5:22:00 PM
From: BlueCrab  Respond to of 71178
 
Alex -- Seriously (and you know how rarely this occurs - do da term "Blue Moon" ring a bell?), the absolute best of luck to you three. I'm happy for you because you seem to be one of those folks who will do extremis well with kids.



To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (6635)1/27/1998 5:40:00 PM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Oh Alex, it's really happening! How long does it usually take for that stuff to work? Does it either shorten or intensify labor or does it only get things started? I'll be thinking of you all night until we hear. Have a wonderful, wonderful experience--it truly is one of the greatest moments of a couple's life. Plus you'll have al kinds of new thoughts and stories and insights!

Please give Caroline all our best wishes. We're sending you both lots of cybersupport.
Love,
penni



To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (6635)1/27/1998 11:25:00 PM
From: JF Quinnelly  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
I fear everyone's soul has been slurped into the maelstrom at Boink.

Then let us bring Boink here:


White House Application for Internship

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out:

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Name:
Hometown:
Sex: F
Age:
Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
How many beers does it take to get you...
...Giggly:
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...To lie to a federal prosecutor:

Quick quiz:

You've always considered the White House:
a) a monument to democracy
b) the place where great leaders meet
c) vaguely erotic
d) extremely erotic

Hillary Clinton is a(n):
a) model wife and mother
b) icon of late 20th century femininity
c) an obstacle
d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world

You've always wanted to know more about the President's:
a) Israeli policies
b) childhood in Hope, Ark.
c) romper room
d) "monument to democracy"

My social life as an intern would likely consist of:
a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns
b) reading, study
c) late nights working at the White House
d) late nights working the White House

Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d.

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