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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: cuemaster who wrote (2502)	1/27/1998 6:16:00 PM
From: FiberOptic	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20981

Here are some of the most recent jokes about Slick Warning--NOT POLITCALLY CORRECT (big surprise there...) PUBLIC: Bill Clinton Jokes > Q: Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky? > A: He couldn't giver her a pink slip without asking her to try it on > first. > Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? > A: They were both upset when Bill finished first. > Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex? > A: When Hillary is out of town. > Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? > A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic. > Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? > A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. > President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see > one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the > President. "It's this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want > to do about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." > responds the President. > So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations about his sex life. > Seems today he finally admitted that he had sex with Gennifer > Flowers a couple of times....but he didn't come. > Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude? > A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes." > Q: Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary? > A: He wants to be on top. > Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down? > A: He married her. > Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has > urinated the message, "BILL SUCKS!" on a wall outside the White > House. Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting > samples from every member of the White House staff and find the > culprit immediately. A week later, the FBI director calls. "Mr. > President, I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news > is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole." "And the bad news?" Clinton > demands. After a slight pause, the director replies, "Sir, the > handwriting belongs to your wife!" > Q: How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual > appetite? > A: It Takes A Village! > President French-Fry was out jogging when a Hooker standing on the > corner hailed him. "Hey Mr. President! Fifty bucks!" "No, no." Bill > replied with a grin, "Five bucks!" and kept on jogging. This > exchange soon became a part of the President's normal routine. Each > day as he'd approach the corner, the hooker would yell out, "Hey Mr. > President... Fifty Bucks!" and Bill would holler back, "No, Five > Bucks!" Well, one day, Hillary decided she wanted to go jogging with > Bill. As they neared the corner, Bill suddenly realized what a > terrible scene was about to happen. Sure enough, there was the > hooker, and just like all the other times she smiled and waved and > yelled out, "Hey Mr. President......See what you get for Five > Bucks!" > Q: How does Bill Clinton teach a woman to golf? > A: He starts with the irons and ends up in the woods. > Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat? > A: When she didn't swallow everything he presented. > "One thing's for sure about Clinton... > He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!" > Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo? > A: A gigolo can only screw one person at a time. > Q: What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin? > A: A girl that can run faster than the Governor. > Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? > A: A dead girlfriend. > Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? > A: To promote off-shore drilling. > Q: What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play? > A: Swallow the leader > Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? > A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.