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To: rony3355 who wrote (4544)	1/28/1998 9:08:00 AM
From: Alejo Balingit	Respond to of 62549

There was a farmer who owned a bull and a donkey. He kept them side by side in his barn. One day the farmer sees the bull with a HUGE one and amour in his eyes. The farmer immediately panics because he didn't want the bull mating with the donkey. He runs to the house and gets a bucket of ice cold water and throws it over the bull. Nothing. The bull is as amourous as ever. The farmer begins to kick the bull between the legs hoping that it would do the trick. Nope. Throughout the day the farmer tries all he can but the bull keeps it up. The farmer has grown weary and night is falling. Out of desperation the farmer thinks "The bull can't mate with what he can't see." He goes to his bedroom and removes his bedsheet, runs to the barn and puts it over the donkey's back covering him from head to toe. The next morning the farmer goes back to the barn to see that the bull is back to normal with a satisfied look on his face. He looks over to the the donkey and is panicked to see that he is gone! He runs through the fields looking for the donkey to no avail. He comes to a dirt road and sees a man scratching his head. The farmer askes him, "Excuse me sir, did you happen to see a donkey running with a bedsheet on his back?" To this the man replied, "No, but I saw a donkey running that way with a handkerchief in his ass!"

To: rony3355 who wrote (4544)	1/28/1998 11:18:00 AM
From: Pat W.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

We finally know why Bill Clinton wears boxer shorts.........to keep his ankles warm.

To: rony3355 who wrote (4544)	1/28/1998 2:42:00 PM
From: Rich Dee	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Top Ten Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance Report 10. Truly an eager beaver 9. Uses too much teeth 8. Stays late, comes early 7. Excellent oral dictation skills: has never missed a period 6. Great attitude! Willing to accept a heavy load 5. Frequently complains of jaw pain 4. although not a whiner, tends to be a moaner 3. "In box" is always clean and shiny 2. Tends to blab on the telephone And the best thing the President had to say about her... 1. This intern may suck, but she doesn't inhale