Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (4562)	1/29/1998 10:59:00 AM
From: John Hensley	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

President Clinton and the Pope die on the same day and go up to the pearly gates and meet St. Peter: St. Peter: "When two distinguished people die on the same day we like one to go down to earth for one day since we can't handle the publicity. Which one of you will go back to earth?" Pope: "I'll go back for one day since I'd like to hold communion one more time." Clinton: "Thanks Pope." The next day... St. Peter: "O.K. Pope, since you are now officially in heaven, we grant one wish as you enter. What would you like?" Pope: "I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary." St. Peter: "I wish I had let you in yesterday."

To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (4562)	1/29/1998 8:22:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?" "Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me f**king the guy in front of me?"