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To: Ron who wrote (4566)	1/29/1998 10:39:00 PM
From: Robert Northington	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> > Subject: Application for a White House Internship! > > > > Greetings prospective White House interns! > > > > This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing > > America's > > best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" > do > > his > > job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! > > > > Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this > > demanding, > > yet rewarding program? Check this out: > > > > * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political > > scene > > of > > the hottest city in the world! > > * Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and > > shakers! > > * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show > > you! > > * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential > > activities! > > > > Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a > > former > > intern: > > > > "I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job > answering > > phones > > and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. > > > > Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic." > > - M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif. > > > > As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours, > > hot > > debates and touchy national issues. > > > > Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it back to > > the > > White House at president@whitehouse.gov > > > > Name: > > Hometown: > > Sex: F__ Age: > > Measurements: (required for medical purposes) > > How many beers it takes to get you... > > ...Giggly: > > ...Drunk: > > ...Hot: > > ...To lie to a federal prosecutor: > > > > Quick quiz: > > > > You've always considered the White House: > > a) a monument to democracy > > b) the place where great leaders meet > > c) vaguely erotic > > d) extremely erotic > > > > Hillary Clinton is a(n): > > a) model wife and mother > > b) icon of late 20th century femininity > > c) obstacle > > d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free > > world > > > > You've always wanted to know more about the President's: > > a) Israeli policies > > b) childhood in Hope, Ark. > > c) romper room > > d) "monument to democracy" > > > > My social life as an intern would likely consist of: > > a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns > > b) reading, study > > c) late nights working at the White House > > d) late nights working the White House > > > > > > Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d. > > > > Scores of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please > call > > soon. > > > > Uncle Sam wants you. > > > > *Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might > > be > > interested in this program. The White House is an equal > opportunity > > employer. > >