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To: george wood who wrote (4568)	1/29/1998 10:55:00 PM
From: Robert Northington	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>Subject: If Men Were To Re-Write "The Rules" > >Rule # 1 >Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All >comments become null and void after seven days. > >Rule # 2 >If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to >act like soap opera guys. > >Rule # 3 >If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways >makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. > >Rule # 4 >It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid >Cosmo quizzes together. > >Rule # 5 >Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? > >Rule # 6 >Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. > >Rule # 7 >You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both. > >Rule # 8 >Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. > >Rule # 9 >Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. > >Rule # 10 >Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain >about having their boobs stared at. > >Rule # 11 >When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, your >saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. > >Rule # 12 >Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. >--