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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tom Kinakin who wrote (4571)	1/30/1998 4:25:00 AM
From: Scott Bankston	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This guy walks into a drug store which happens to be owned and operated by two middle aged spinster sisters. He walks up to the counter and askes in a low voice if he could be waited on. The one sister working the counter that day tells him to not be shy, that she's heard everything imaginable, and to tell her what he needs. "I've got this problem with my penis," he finaly blurts out. "I've had a hard on for about two years now and it just won't get soft again. What can you give me for it?" The spinster says "Wait here a moment and let me confer with my sister." She goes through the curtains behind the counter and into the back of the store. After about five minutes she finally re-emerges from behind the curtains. "I've talked it over with my sister, and the most we can give you is two thousand dollars and half interest in the store."