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To: ken whited who wrote (4580)	1/31/1998 3:59:00 PM
From: Earl Pyatt	Respond to of 62549

What is the favorite game at the whitehouse these days? Swallow the leader. The difference between fornigate and watergate is that we didn't know who Deepthroat was in Watergate. this just in... bill clinton is willing to settle the lewinsky case: though the president will admit to no wrong-doing, he is willing to pay for monica lewinsky's dry cleaning... What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? At least we know how many people went down on the Titanic. What did Arafat say to Clinton last night ? "Sheep don't talk, my friend" What did Clinton say when he heard Monica Lewenski talking to the press? "Now she opens her mouth!" Famous presidential quotes: -"Ich bin ein Berliner" John F Kennedy -"I'm not a crook" Richard Nixon -"Tear down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev" Ronald Reagan - "Read my lips" George Bush -"Suck my dick" William J Clinton What's the best thing about being a female White House intern? All of the "hands on" experience! Does this mean "BUSH" will finally defeat Clinton? This is day three of Jailbate-gate for President Clinton-or as they are calling him now--the Unabanger. Only President Clinton could divert attention from a sex scandal with another sex scandal. Hillary's new book is entitled "It takes a Village to Keep an >Eye on My Husband" The president said "a year and a half affair with Lewinsky would have been impossible -- I would have become bored and cheated on her after six months." Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky? He couldn't giver her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first. What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill finished first. What is Bill's definition of safe sex? When Hillary is out of town. So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations about his sex life. Seems today he finally admitted that he had sex with Gennifer Flowers a couple of times....but he didn't come. "One thing's for sure about Clinton... He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!" What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin? A girl that can >run faster than the Governor. Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.