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To: Cactus Wren who wrote (4582)	1/30/1998 5:09:00 PM
From: ken whited	Respond to of 62549

MEN'S DICTIONARY (TO BE USED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WOMEN ARE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE) When they say... = what they mean is .... Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain Sure. go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course, I'm upset, you moron ! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper . I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me ? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something you are really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat ? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk her