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To: Lucrative who wrote (4589)	2/2/1998 5:40:00 PM
From: ken whited	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

[Kenneth Starr] I'm here to ask as you'll soon see... Did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? [Bill Clinton] I did not do that here or there... I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that near or far... I did not do that Starr you are! [Kenneth Starr] Did you smile? Did you Flirt? Did you peek beneath her skirt? And did you tell the girl to lie when called upon to testify? [Bill Clinton] I do not like you Starr you are... I think that you have gone too far! I will not answer any more... Perhaps I will go start a war! The public's easy to distract... when bombs are falling on Iraq!

To: Lucrative who wrote (4589)	2/3/1998 12:31:00 PM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

Why it takes a license to drive The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.