What Every Young Girl Should Know
WHAT KIND OF MAN MAKES THE BEST LOVER?
Unfortunately, many men who seem attractive on the surface are
actually strongly homosexual, often without even knowing it. Men
with lean waists, overdeveloped chests, arms and clean skin are
actually subconsciously obsessed by male bodies. You should stay
far away from men who are athletes or rock stars, and men who feel
compelled to dress in fancy suits with clean shirts and polished
shoes. These "men" often have a compulsion to spend money on
sumptuous meals, taxis, and expensive trinkets to compensate for
their affliction.
Experienced, self-confident lovers, the kind you want, don't need
to alter the natural contours of their bodies. They are content with
slender arms, relaxed chests, and waists with a comfortable amount
of flesh, which can come in handy during moments of intimacy (why do
you think they call them "love handles"?)
One other tip: Married men can be depended on not to cause
embarrassing rumors about you at home or school. Men on short
business trips are discreet, grateful, and particularly driven by
passion. Look for them!
HOW..."BIG"...SHOULD A MAN BE?
Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by
confusion. The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men
substantially larger than this must often undergo painful surgery
to cure their condition. In thickness, the average man is somewhat
larger than a ball-point pen.
HOW..."LONG"...SHOULD A MAN LAST?
Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-imponderable
thirty-second barrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go
for up to forty-five seconds. Once in a long while, you'll find a man
who can "last" as long as a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your
girlfriends know you've landed one of these desirable "sixty second
wonders."
HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM?
The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into
words, but most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels
like something inside of you." When a man's penis is inside you
that is an orgasm. You'll find a really
skilled lover applies the same techniques to love as a gourmet does
to a meal; he "leaves a little something on your plate." When, after
intercourse, you feel a vague sensation that there could be "more to
come," that "vaguely unsatisfied" feeling," then you can be sure you've
experienced a sexually memorable adventure.
WHAT IS A MULTIPLE ORGASM?
There is no such thing.
WHAT ABOUT ORAL SEX?
This is one of the most significant differences between the sexes.
If you look at pictures of a man and a woman, you'll see the a man's
penis fits naturally into a woman's mouth. On the other hand, a man's
mouth does not naturally fit into a woman's vagina. Thus, a woman
orally stimulating a man is performing a "natural" act. But a man
seeking to put his mouth on or near your vagina is committing an
"unnatural" act (why do you think they call the vagina your
"private parts"?)
WHAT IS AFTERPLAY?
Men have ways of expressing their satisfaction. His satisfied sigh,
followed by a deep, consuming sleep, is a sure sign that he, and
you are "GIB." Another example of male "afterplay" is his turning on a football or basketball game immediately after climax. Many women
find a particularly satisfying post coital experience in going into the kitchen and bringing a nice, cold beer for the man, along with a
light snack, sandwich, potato chips and dip, to help her love put back
depleted calories.
WHAT IS IMPOTENCE?
Impotence is what happens when a girl fails to stimulate her man
properly. This can happen when her figure is not perfect, or when
she tries to talk with him for too long before getting into bed with
him.
If this happens, you can help by turning on a sports event on TV or
getting your man a sandwich. Another really good "foreplay" technique
is to invite a really good-looking girl friend over, and do whatever
he asks, to him or to each other, while he watches.
HOW CAN I KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE?
One good way to keep things from becoming routine is to vary your
dress. Garter belts, black mesh stocking, leather or rubber suits
will all help get your man's attention. Also, don't keep playing "one
on one." Invite your more attractive and energetic girl friends over
to take part. Another technique. and we think the best, is to use
anonymous names. Have your lover call himself "Mr. Smith." Don't
let him tell you where he lives, or his home telephone number. You'll
find it lends an air of real "mystery" to the affair.
HOW CAN I MEET REAL MEN?
When looking for the ideal man, about twenty-five to fifty, married,
on a business trip, with enough flab to assure you of his masculinity,
go to a 'local' about 8:30 at night. Look around the bar, then, when
you've found your man, unbutton the top three or four buttons on your
blouse, wink at him, walk over and whisper in his ear, "You're cute,
can I buy you a drink?" This is a real conversation icebreaker and
things will naturally progress from here.
SOME OTHER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
"If I get pregnant, how do I know who the father is?" There is
absolutely no way to tell.
"What are some "loving nicknames" we can use?" You should always
call him, "Mr. Smith." You can also call him, "King Kong," "Master,"
or "stud." Men often call their favorite lovers, "Hey you" or "Uh, Miss?"
"Where should a man take me?" Because so many homosexual men like
to take their "dates" out for fancy meals, look for the man who will
send you out to KFC or McDonalds for a snack. That means his mind is
not on food, so you know what he's thinking about.
"What happens if he doesn't call?" He may be trying to keep the
romance alive; go out every few weeks to your 'local' and look to
see if he's come back. If he doesn't, find another person who sort of
looks like him and try the "Can I buy you a drink?" technique with
him. You may find you've met a new, exciting lover. |
