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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SJS who wrote (4620)	2/5/1998 6:01:00 PM
From: Larry Fahy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

My wife didn't think this Clinton joke was funny but so far the guys have: Clinton, Quale and Gore are in Air Force one when it develops engine trouble. The plane is forced down outside of Wichita, and the boys decide to hoof it. After a couple of miles they come across a yellow brick road. So the three amigos are now off, skipping hand in hand towards the what looks like OZ. Sure enough they do reach OZ, enter the Main Hall and approach the Wizard. "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD?" bellows from the image before them. Dan Quale sheepishly approaches and asks, "Please sir, all I want is a brain and way back to Indiana." The Wizard tells Dan to click his heels together three times and poof Quale and his diploma are gone. "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD?" bellows from the image before them again. This time Al Gore sheepishly approaches the Wizard and asks, "Please sir, all I want is a heart and way back to Tennessee." The Wizard tells Al to click his heels together three times and poof Gore and his heart shaped box of Valentine candy are gone. Once more the Wizard asks, "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD?" Bill Clinton approaches, looks around and asks, "UH Where's Darathy?"