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To: ken whited who wrote (4627)	2/10/1998 2:28:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

Three men go for a job interview. The first one goes into the managers office. The other two hear shoutting and furniture breaking. He comes out and says that the other two must say nothing about his ears. The second guy goes in and the same thing take place. He comes out and says to the last guy, "if you don't say anything about his ears, you'll get the job." The last guy goes in, and the manager says "Do you see anything wrong with my face?" The applicant looks and says, "yes, you are wearing contact lenses." The applicant and manager chat a while and he gets the job. As he is leaving, the manager still very impressed, asks him "How did you know I was wearing contact lenses?" The guy turns around and says, "Well if you had any ears, you would be wearing glasses."