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To: William H Huebl who wrote (4629)	2/7/1998 11:09:00 AM
From: Jasman	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Playboy interviews Clinton, "How often do you have sex?" Clinton lawyerally replies, "Infrequently." Playboy responds, "One word or two?"

To: William H Huebl who wrote (4629)	2/7/1998 11:17:00 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house. "That'll be Mary," said the madam. "Go to Room Four, and I'll send her up." "Fine,"said the lumberjack,"and tell her to bring a couple of beers." In due time, Mary appeared. She put the two bottles of beer on the floor, took off her negligee, positioned herself on her hands and knees and pointed to her crotch. "No! No!" exclaimed the lumberjack. "In the bed, the old-fashioned way!" "Sure, Pal," grunted Mary, "but I thought ya might want to open them beers first."