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To: bob who wrote (4652)	2/10/1998 12:21:00 PM
From: Jasman	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A old rich man on his death bed... He calls his 3 friends, a priest, a doctor and a lawyer. He tells them, " I have 3 million dollars that I earned through hard hard work and I want to take it to the grave with me. I want you to each take 1 million and throw it in the casket at my funeral. Would you all do that?" The three friends all agree. After the funeral... The priest, doctor and lawyer all meet at a bar drinking whiskey. The priest says, "I have a confession. I only threw in $700,000 because I needed the $300,000 for a new church." The doctor says, "I, too have a confession. I only threw in $500,000 because I need to build a new hospital." The lawyer says, "I'm shocked. You were all his friends. How could you do this. I threw in a check for the whole 1 mil."