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To: ken whited who wrote (4668)	2/11/1998 9:08:00 PM
From: eugene salazar	Respond to of 62550

WARNING: if your VERY religious, you may want to hit next. WARNING its the day of jesus got crucified. paul who happens to be at the bottom of the hill can hear jesus begin to call his name, (moaning) "paul...paul." so paul, eager to find out why the son of God requests his presence, tries to get to where jesus is when he's met by a roman soldier who cuts off his right arm and throws paul down the hill. as paul lies bleeding he can still hear jesus moaning, "paul...paul." so once again paul tries to make it up the hill only to be met by another roman soldier who proceeds to cut off his other arm and throw him down the hill. well paul again hears jesus calling him, "paul..paul," so he tries once more only to get his legs cutoff and rolled back down the hill. well jesus keeps moaning pauls name, so when the guard wanst looking, paul rolled up the hill til he came before jesus's feet, "jesus...jesus i'm here..tell me why you wanted me?" to that jesus responded, "paul...paul...i can see your house from here." if you found it offensive, sorry but i warned you!!!!! {^) eugene