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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (6342)2/13/1998 1:32:00 AM
From: WalleyB  Respond to of 20981
 
Why Holly, that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long time. (Well maybe not so long. I mean if that were true then it could be said that I was some kind of beast...which of course I hope not to be....I mean...........................................)

Thank you

jim



To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (6342)2/13/1998 2:34:00 PM
From: Tomato  Respond to of 20981
 
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Monica's dark hair,
What fun to grab it and pull,
Marlo Thomas sucks

Kenneth Starr wants me,
Uncle Sam wanted me too,
Catch me if you can

What a gifted mouth,
And your tongue is soft and warm,
Ooops, hit your tonsils

The oval office,
It's carpet beckons to me,
Want to roll around?

Boris and Helmut,
A Big Mac sounds good to me,
Peyronie (sp?), shmoney

Burdens of office,
Feel sometimes overwhelming,
Shut up, keep sucking

Intercourse is out,
Because that's adultery,
And that would be wrong!

Linda's a great friend,
She listens for hours and hours,
Why would she do that?

They want to get us,
A right wing conspiracy,
Me give head? No way!!

Here comes the press now,
I guess they need a story,
Leak, leak, leak, leak, leak

He's still popular,
But I, Newt, am still reviled,
It ain't over yet

I love my leader!
I get on my knees for you,
Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub