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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (7353)	2/17/1998 2:34:00 AM
From: Surething	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

Holly, Michael and all, how many proctologists does it take to change a light bulb? - - - - - - - - One. But he wipes it really well before he changes it.

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (7353)	2/17/1998 2:52:00 AM
From: Surething	Respond to of 20981

Holly and Michael, I once had a one armed friend who had a very realistic looking fake rubber arm. We worked in retail together and as a lark when the shop was full of customers Johnny would get up on a step ladder to change a light bulb. We made rather a fuss about the entire production to make sure we had the full attention of all the customers. Johnny would unscrew the light bulb and then say "I'll just check to see if the socket is live." He would then proceed to stick his fake hand right up into the socket. After a few very convincing and well rehearsed convulsions, Johnny would say "powers on" and then proceed to screw in the new light bulb. tis true Surething