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To: Janice Shell who wrote (7547)2/17/1998 4:56:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 71178
 
Janice, >>>Just one woman's experience...<<< Well. Maybe it is different for women.

MJ informed me there was one half a carrot in the drawer last night, and I can tell ya for sure that:

- for me, distance is critical ~ nothing, nothing happens inside three feet of the screen

- I'm assuming you're biting something, but the harder that something, the better (uh oh). Carrots are BEST, much better than celery (or even cukes)

- it doesn't seem to matter if head is turned for me. Either way. I'm flexible.

- a distance of twelve feet (measured it) and a really crispy crunch will actually break up the screen into black and white horizontal moguls. Like an earthquake.

Liver damage? Coven curse? Teetering brain stem - broken? Smut viewage? Al Gore's Disease?
So far, damnit, it DOES seem to be me. Shoot.

PS ~ If this condition turns up in anyone else, I want it named Gaugie's Disease.